7 tees, 30 eggs
Because they want to have some available to customers too!
Because there's a Target on every corner.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
30 because that's peasants work.
Popeye's
17 dirty apes.
