What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

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What is Fetty Wap's favorite time?

5:38 PM.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.