Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

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Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset?

Business was dead.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.