Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

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What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin