Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

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Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...