Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Previous Random Joke Next
Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Arrow Jokes More Arrow Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

Cupid Jokes More Cupid Jokes

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.