Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

Arrow Jokes More Arrow Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Cupid Jokes More Cupid Jokes

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...