Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Arrow Jokes More Arrow Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Cupid Jokes More Cupid Jokes

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.