Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

Arrow Jokes More Arrow Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

Cupid Jokes More Cupid Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...