Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Arrow Jokes More Arrow Jokes

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Cupid Jokes More Cupid Jokes

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.