Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim?

Nothing personal."

Arrow Jokes More Arrow Jokes

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...