Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

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Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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One's Cupid stunts...