Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

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One's Cupid stunts...