Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.