What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

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How can you make a moth ball ?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.