What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.