What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

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What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.