What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.