What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.