What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!