What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

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How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

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What do you call a lesbian platypus?

A lickalotapus

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it