What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

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What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.