What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

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What do you call a lesbian spy?

Lesbianage.

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

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What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.