What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

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What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.