What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

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What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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How fast can the lesbian get here?

Licka de split!

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.