What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

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Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!