What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

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Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

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Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!