What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

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Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

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What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.