What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.