To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
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The mycollege.
Fel-osophy
It already has at least hundred degrees
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
Can I have fries with that please?
SUNY
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
None attended the University of Miami.
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YAAAAAAAAALE
Hippocampus!
So they can park in handicap spots.
He's too bright.
University of Brighton
It's already got thousands of degrees.
The University of Minnesoda
At the university.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...
Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55
ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search
Brighton-der the light of the moon !
Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
You only need one nail to hold up a picture.
He found a hair in one.
Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*
Because he didn't like DC...
They're both under DC.
Because he had fever!
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