University Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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College Jokes More College Jokes

Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

Cheerleader Jokes More Cheerleader Jokes

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

What makes cheerleaders nervous?

Being late

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Centre Jokes More Centre Jokes

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

Brighton Jokes More Brighton Jokes

Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton