Gordon Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Ramsay Jokes More Ramsay Jokes

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What Does Reddit stand for?

Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it.

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!