FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He found a hair in one.
Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*
Shorts!
A: For holding up a pair of pants.
Because the trees break wind.
Because she was a litter bug.
Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich
Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
he asks with a large smile on his face.
panic
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
They don't want to leave their brothers behind
