Gordon Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What is Gordon Ramsay's least favourite subreddit?

IT'S R/AWW!!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What do you call 2 medics?

paramedics

One Jokes More One Jokes

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Conditioner Gordon Jokes More Conditioner Gordon Jokes

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

Ramsay Jokes More Ramsay Jokes

What is the world famous Chef Gordan's favorite football team?

The Ramsays

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit