Gordon Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Gordon Ramsey Jokes More Gordon Ramsey Jokes

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!"

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it