How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

What's a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.