What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

What's a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.