What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

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How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*