What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

Who is fastest girl in the world?

Answer: Airtel 4G girl.

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How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

Who wrote "The Tiger's Revenge"?

Claude Balls

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What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*