What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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What's a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.