What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.