What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

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Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

Who's there *The Kgb *The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything