What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.