When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What did one reddit user say to the other?

Punch line in comments)

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Real Reason Jokes More Real Reason Jokes

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.