When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

What's thr difference between the chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Real Reason Jokes More Real Reason Jokes

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!