What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.