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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

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What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.