What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.