What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

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When the big hand touches the little hand

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Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.