Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!