Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.