How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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