How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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