How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...