How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.