With Al-Gore-rithims
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.
We would have called it a teeth brush
Who else invents things?
An algorithm.
He's writing an Algorithm!