How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

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How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

It would have been called a teeth brush anywhere else.