How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

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Why was the two-dimensional emo sad?

Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Who invented mince?

A leper playing guitar.

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How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

It would have been called a teeth brush anywhere else.