How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

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What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)