Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms?

A urinarrator.

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.