Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

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What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear