Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.