Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.