What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

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Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ?

Because of the .

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.