What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite song?

Shake It Off

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.

Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!