What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

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What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.