Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

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Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

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What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.