Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

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Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.