Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

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Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

A: QUACKer Oaths.