Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.