Oedipus Jokes

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

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