He kisses his mother with that mouth.
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He kisses his mother with that mouth!
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
She named him Oedipus.
Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.
Your bike.
OC A parka, son.
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.
Over-dressed!
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
So blind people can hate them too
Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)
Curses, foiled again!"
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
a Brexit
Because they grew a part.
