He kisses his mother with that mouth.
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Oedipus
Umami.
He kisses his mother with that mouth!
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
She named him Oedipus.
Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.
Elton John in a coma.
They found traces of Mercury in him.
They have the gift of tongues...
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
Umami
Ooo mami! (Umami)
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
A Freudian slip.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry
Tucson.
