He kisses his mother with that mouth.
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Oedipus
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He kisses his mother with that mouth!
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
She named him Oedipus.
Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.
He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!
because he was in the coo klux klan
Curses, foiled again!"
Curses! Foil again!"
a Brexit
She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
Our miscarriage.
In da-Nile
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
He Park in son's space
By son.
A Star-Spangled Banner.
Because they can't dress themselves.
