He kisses his mother with that mouth.
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Oedipus
Umami.
He kisses his mother with that mouth!
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
She named him Oedipus.
Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.
Ughs and kisses!
They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.
Because they grew a part.
A: Bad memory.
Dude, your is hanging out"
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
They are both over the counter strike
For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.
Because everyone there hates integration.
They're always picking on him.
Profanity.
Stop talking in secret code.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Ooo mami! (Umami)