He kisses his mother with that mouth.
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Oedipus
Umami.
He kisses his mother with that mouth!
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
She named him Oedipus.
Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.
Princess Aurorasaurus
Curses! Foil again!
Someone's losing their trailer
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
His son with the xbox.
Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.
Elton John's chin.
Elton John in a coma.
A Freudian slip.
A Freudian Slip.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
It was a Freudian slip
Profanity.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
Because Chernobyl fall off.
