He kisses his mother with that mouth.
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Oedipus
Umami.
He kisses his mother with that mouth!
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
She named him Oedipus.
Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.
Hugh Mungus
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
We are both constantly penetrating your mum.
His mum had been a wafer too long.
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Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.
A Freudian slip.
A Freudian slip
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
The Speaker of the House
Ooo mami! (Umami)
Princess Aurorasaurus
BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD
In da-Nile
Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing
