Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
The lottery.
An exam.
He was trying to hold the door
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
A what?
Just one, if you put it in the right place.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
Thanks for the mammaries!
More than one mother-in-law.
As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....
A Freudian Sleep.