How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.