How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.