What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

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How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!