What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day?

Because he's allergic to glutes

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)