Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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rated movies.

How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh