Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.