Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

What movie are you seeing?

M: I'm not.

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.