Because it was pi-rated.
Burning Man.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
M: I'm not.
It was rated PG-13.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Gee, I'll never part with it!
A: A back-handed compliment.