Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back