Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!