Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.