They don't like getting sand in their crack.
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because the sea weed.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
Nothing, it simply waved.
A churro.
You can't gargle with the sand.
It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Because of all the sand which is there.
Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
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Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".
Sandusky
The reposts on reddit.
Because the seaweed.
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
You can't gargle sand.
I ate sand.
I can't gargle sand.
Bury-toes. Hah hah
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You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Because of the sand which is there.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
not enough sand.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
You sand it!
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
A pitchfork
Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.
Bob
I'm not sorry.
My mother-in-law.
Your mother.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!
A: It depends on the age.
A rockin' roller.
Crack rock
It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*
Put it in water
