They don't like getting sand in their crack.
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because the sea weed.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
Nothing, it simply waved.
A churro.
You can't gargle with the sand.
It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Because of all the sand which is there.
Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
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Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".
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The reposts on reddit.
Because the seaweed.
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
You can't gargle sand.
I ate sand.
I can't gargle sand.
Bury-toes. Hah hah
A rough draft
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Because of the sand which is there.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
not enough sand.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
You sand it!
Om's Law.
A degree in law.
She kicked the bucket !
Permanent waves !
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
WiiU
The mirror
A rottweiller.
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
I sink therefore I am.
Fruit of the tomb
Because you can't bury them in trees !
Hole Foods.
An erection and a place to put it.
Because the Disc was cracked
They both like to crack open a cold one.