They don't like getting sand in their crack.
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because the sea weed.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
Nothing, it simply waved.
A churro.
You can't gargle with the sand.
It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Because of all the sand which is there.
Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
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Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".
Sandusky
The reposts on reddit.
Because the seaweed.
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
You can't gargle sand.
I ate sand.
I can't gargle sand.
Bury-toes. Hah hah
A rough draft
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Because of the sand which is there.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
not enough sand.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
You sand it!
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.
Nothing, it just waved.
a smile and wave!
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
RickRosstrich.
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A brotha-in-law
Disburse!
