Cuatro Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro sinko

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What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

What do you call four drowning spanish teachers?

Cuatro sinko. )

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

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On dos axes

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

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Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting