How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

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What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.