How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

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What do you call four drowning spanish teachers?

Cuatro sinko. )

What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro sinko

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.