How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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He had a lot of aspirations.

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Cuatro sinko. )

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A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

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It was an absolute steal!"

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On dos axes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.