Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

' 90 Jokes More ' 90 Jokes

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

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Who characters?

deleted

Why is it deleted?

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Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."