Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

Protester Jokes More Protester Jokes

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.