Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Protester Jokes More Protester Jokes

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.