Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**