Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.