Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?