Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?