Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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What road do crazy people take?

The Pyscho**path**

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What's reddit without the R&ampD?

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River