Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !