Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.