Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !