Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.