Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

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What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

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Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams