Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.