Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.