Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.