Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.