What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.