What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

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What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.