Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.