Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca