Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.