Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What did he name the second one?

Hose B

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What did the deaf bug order at the bar?

A Bee-Ear

What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca