There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.