What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

What's the difference between redditors and eggs?

Eggs get laid.

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How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

This post was removed

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys