What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

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Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"