What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.