What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.