What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

Fuse Jokes More Fuse Jokes

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.