What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Fuse Jokes More Fuse Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat