Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

S Jokes More S Jokes

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!"

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.