Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

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Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.