Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"