Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

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What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.