Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.