What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers