What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!