What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

on Zimbabwean TV.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who's Gotye?

while their kids were like, "What's a record

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger