What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What does a pirate drink for breakfast?

Arrrrange juice.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.