What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

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How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

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What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now