What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?

Ohmlettes

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.