What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot