What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!