What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What do you call two rows of cabbages ?

A dual cabbageway !

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What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

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How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.