What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

What do you call 99% of /r/politics?

Bernd-wagoners!

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

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What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare-line!

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.