What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Recede Jokes More Recede Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

What do you call 99% of /r/politics?

Bernd-wagoners!

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

Recede Hare Line Jokes More Recede Hare Line Jokes

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

100 Rabbit Jokes More 100 Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.