What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p