Row vs. Wade
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS
Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Scrambled eggs =p
If you conceive something, they can execute it.
