Wade Jokes

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What's the buoyancy of an abortion?

Rho * v * Wade

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