Wade Jokes

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What's the buoyancy of an abortion?

Rho * v * Wade

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

Abortion Jokes More Abortion Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

Small Boat Jokes More Small Boat Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.