Abortionist Jokes

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Conceive Jokes More Conceive Jokes

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

Wade Jokes More Wade Jokes

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Scramble Egg Jokes More Scramble Egg Jokes

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Option Jokes More Option Jokes

How to convert QT3.14 into GF format?

Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died