Abortionist Jokes

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Conceive Jokes More Conceive Jokes

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Wade Jokes More Wade Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Scramble Egg Jokes More Scramble Egg Jokes

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

P Jokes More P Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop