Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.