Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset