Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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He found Hillary's emails

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Scrambled eggs =p

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He turns off the PlayStation.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset