Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset