Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.